Apparently I am not the only one in this apartment building that likes to mock the drunks in the parking lot.

My neighbor just yelled out to a group of 3 drunks, “Hey! Hey! You guys rock!” in response to their drunken singing.

Drunk Guy:  Hey.  This show’s free.  But in the future we charge.

Neighbor:  Not worth it!

Drunk Guy:  Shut your window then.

Drunks continue to sing.

Order of events

Guy:  We’re gonna go to the bar, I’m gonna find a girl, and I’m gonna hit on her, and it’ll all be good.

Isn’t that, like, the 4th law of thermodynamics?

If one girl in the parking lot screams, all other drunk girls in the parking lot must also scream.

You don’t even know

Guy:  You’re already drunk?

Girl:  Shit.  You don’t even know how much I drank before you got here.

[Time of occurrence:  11:38pm]

It’s warm enough to leave the windows open at night.

So you know what that means?

I can hear all of the drunken debauchery much more clearly.

Based on current events, perhaps being drunk actually helps you remember all the lyrics to songs?
Singing Backstreet Boys songs at 2am in the parking lot as you walk back home.

And knowing all of the words.

Winter Break is Over

Girl 1:  Girls!  Move!  This car is trying to park.

Girl 2:  No it isn’t.

[Car accelerates]

Girl 2:  Oh.

It’s a little after 2am. The drunks are just on time.

Me: Say hi to the drunks.

Friend: HI DRUNKIES! YOU SMELL LIKE BOOZE AND HAVE POOR CO-ORDINATION.

Me: I think they heard you.

Girls singing “Don’t Stop Believing” by Journey

They know all of the words, actually.

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