May 2010
2 posts
Apparently I am not the only one in this apartment...
My neighbor just yelled out to a group of 3 drunks, “Hey! Hey! You guys rock!” in response to their drunken singing. Drunk Guy:  Hey.  This show’s free.  But in the future we charge. Neighbor:  Not worth it! Drunk Guy:  Shut your window then. Drunks continue to sing.
May 11th
Order of events
Guy:  We’re gonna go to the bar, I’m gonna find a girl, and I’m gonna hit on her, and it’ll all be good.
May 8th
April 2010
3 posts
Isn't that, like, the 4th law of thermodynamics?
If one girl in the parking lot screams, all other drunk girls in the parking lot must also scream.
Apr 15th
You don't even know
Guy:  You’re already drunk? Girl:  Shit.  You don’t even know how much I drank before you got here. [Time of occurrence:  11:38pm]
Apr 7th
It's warm enough to leave the windows open at...
So you know what that means? I can hear all of the drunken debauchery much more clearly.
Apr 7th
January 2010
3 posts
Based on current events, perhaps being drunk...
Jan 30th
Singing Backstreet Boys songs at 2am in the...
And knowing all of the words.
Jan 30th
Winter Break is Over
Girl 1:  Girls!  Move!  This car is trying to park. Girl 2:  No it isn’t. [Car accelerates] Girl 2:  Oh.
Jan 18th
December 2009
2 posts
It's a little after 2am. The drunks are just on...
Me: Say hi to the drunks. Friend: HI DRUNKIES! YOU SMELL LIKE BOOZE AND HAVE POOR CO-ORDINATION. Me: I think they heard you.
Dec 19th
Girls singing "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey
They know all of the words, actually.
Dec 18th
November 2009
1 post
1 tag
I don't even know where to begin.
Nov 1st
October 2009
2 posts
I almost forgot that Halloween meant Halloween...
I think I should just sit by my window all weekend live-blogging the events as they occur. Fred and Wilma Flinstone just passed by.  Wilma was already too drunk to walk.  That was never in the cartoons.
Oct 31st
Guy #1: HEY!
Guy #2: HEY!
Guy #1: HEY!
Guy #2: HEY!
Guy #1: HEY!
Random Guy: WHAT?!
Oct 30th
September 2009
8 posts
No, no, it's okay. You can totally have that deep,...
I won’t eavesdrop.
Sep 23rd
Am I still allowed to make fun of the drunks when...
Yes. Yes. I am. “I love you foreeevvvverrr.” That’s probably a lie.
Sep 20th
It's not about the number of times you fall down,...
Girls: Woooo! We’re goin’ to the bars! Girl: Woooo! **THUD** Girls: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?  OH NO! ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE OKAY? Girl: Wooooo! We’re goin’ to the bars!
Sep 17th
Well, they still recognize their basic colors and...
Drunk guy #1: CAR!
Drunk guy #2: YEP THERE'S A CAR.
Drunk guy #3: CAR! CAR! RED CAR!
Sep 12th
Playing catch (500) in the parking lot at 11pm on...
Pause only for the ladies who are walking through towards the bars.
Sep 9th
Late at night in the parking lot, I can hear the...
Sep 7th
Follow me! Follo--oh you get the idea.
Girl 1: Follow me! Follow me! Follow me!
Girl 2: Do you know where you're going?
Girl 1: Follow me! Follow me! Follow me!
Girl 2: I hurt my toe.
Girl 1: Follow me!
Sep 4th
In the parking lot it is cool to yell "Woo!" as...
Sep 4th